21st April 2014

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LOLLLLLLLLL

LOLLLLLLLLL

Tagged: hockeyphil kesseltoronto maple leafs

13th April 2014

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Martin St. Louis deserves to never score again

Who the fuck asks for a trade the day the most prolific scorer in decades recovers from a serious injury? Over circumstances that ultimately won him an Olympic Gold Medal?

I bet if he’d stayed in Tampa he woulda remained productive for 4-6 years. Now I give him 3 >50 point seasons, tops.

Tagged: still pisses me offhockeymartin st. louis

18th March 2014

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Kaner’s the best. Don’t ya think, lifeaquatic?

Kaner’s the best. Don’t ya think, lifeaquatic?

Tagged: patrick kanechicago blackhawkshockey

14th March 2014

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It’d be like Cheers, except at an outdoor rink. Where everyone knows your shortened last name.
— me pitching my sitcom

Tagged: hockeycheerssitcom

3rd March 2014

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lifeaquatic:

blownspeakers:

The Ellen selfie, improved. (via)

I can already hear wrlittle saying “gross” when he sees this.


GPOY every time I see Phil Kessel’s face, or his name on a score sheet.

lifeaquatic:

blownspeakers:

The Ellen selfie, improved. (via)

I can already hear wrlittle saying “gross” when he sees this.

GPOY every time I see Phil Kessel’s face, or his name on a score sheet.

Tagged: phil kesselhockey

25th February 2014

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All hail the king.

All hail the king.

Tagged: jonathan toewshockeychicago blackhawks

16th February 2014

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Tagged: don cherryron macleancbchockey

12th February 2014

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lifeaquatic:

I love this dork.

Yeaaaahhhhh biiitcchhhhhh. Gettin’ dem post-icetime carbs/potassium.

(Source: toewscrosby)

Tagged: jonathan toewshockeyolympics

2nd February 2014

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Wayne Gretzky ate 4 hot dogs before every game.

Eating wieners = slaying wieners.

Tagged: hockeywienerswayne gretzky

7th January 2014

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Hockey Canada’s decisions were not easy

Their depth chart probably looks like this

Forwards:

Kunitz-Crosby-Stamkos
Sharp-Toews-Carter
Marleau-Tavares -Nash
Benn-Getzlaf` Perry
xtra skaters: Bergeron-Duchene

Defense

Keith-Doughty
Vlasic-Weber
Bouwmeester-Pietrangelo
Hamhuis-Subban

Bubble

Couture (probably injury)
Giroux (probably consistency)
Lucic (probably the diss on his hometown)
Neal (probably dirty)
Seguin (probably discipline)
St. Louis (no clue)
Thornton (probably age)

The decisions they probably had to make:

1. Duchene, Giroux, St. Louis, Kunitz or Seguin. Pick two.
2. Nash, Neal, Carter, Benn or Lucic. Pick three.
3. Sharp, Couture, Marleau, Staal. Pick two.
4. Thornton with Tavares moved to wing and one pick from either question 2 or 3 dropped, or no Joe Thornton.

Tagged: hockeyteam canadaolympics